Welcome to our Morangup Residents Group
G'day Morangup Residents,
Join us in celebrating the vibrant spirit of Morangup! Our Local Residents Group is a place where you can connect with neighbors, share ideas, and stay updated on community events.
Whether you're a long-time resident or new to the area, everyone is welcome to join our inclusive community. It's free, it's fun, and it's a great way to get involved and make a difference in Morangup!
Don't miss out on the opportunity to be part of something special. Click the button below to join us all now!
Join Our Facebook GroupPlease note: We are NOT affiliated with the "Morangup Progress Association (MPA)" or any other group or entity in Morangup.
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"Progress in Every Step: Morangup's Forward Momentum."Corny Semi-Rural Jokes for April 2024
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
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How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
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What did the tree say to the wind?
"Leaf me alone!"
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Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
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What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!